Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top .

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake .

SomeOne..MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN…

THE ZOO ..

U r a nice person…but..

U have to do 2 things early in the morning…

1st. pray to God so that u can live….

2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Utho sathiyon or desh ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!........

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Acha tum ho..

sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao

isi main hi desh ka bhala hain.

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal hain.

.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

.

They said,“We want 2 disturb some good person.”

.

I suggest them your name.

.

They said,“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Your network tariff has changed!

Call charges are now calculated

according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper!

Congrats You can make free calls!

Morning is not only sunrise

but a beautiful miracle of GOD,

that defeats the darkness & spread light.

May every day spread light in your whole life.

“Good Morning.“

Good Morning..!
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!
!
!
!
!
Ab neeche nashta
dhond rahe ho kia?
Aik bar keh to diya na
“Good Morning.”

“You have no idea how good

it feels to wake up every morning

knowing you are mine

and i am yours.”

Have a great day ahead.

U might b sleeping

U might b awakethere’s

a feeling ijust cant shake…

I know deep inside

this feeling is right

the uncontrolabl

eurge 2 say….

GoOdNiGhT!

Good night my very special friend,

I pray you lay in rest,

And may tomorrow bring you

Much love and happiness.

Do not think of me…

i m in ur eyes, in ur heart.

Good Night.

One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janeywali
Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.
“Good Night“

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner….
&
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants

and girls love to blow it up?????

A:1000- rupee currency note.

!Always think positive

I never forget my sincere friends

when i see some faults in them

i keep patient & just realize that....

“ab har koi meri terha perfecttou nahi ho sakta na”

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,NO BRAIN found…!

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?Sure?Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

7 Angels came 2 Me &

asked 4 the most Inteligent,

Smart, Nice, Sweet,Noble and

Well Groomed Person.

So I gave Them Your Address......

Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Unko! :D

Difference between dava and daru

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then...I laugh again

 This is the first post on the this blog. I'll post best sms i have.

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No one will manufacture a lock without key,

Similarly,God won't give problems without solutions.

So defet your problems with great confidence.

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