Kapde utaaro..

pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

Dr. & Girl

Girl: "Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo."

Girl: "Oh no blood?"

Girl: "Oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai."

Girl : "jaldi nikaalo na."

Dr.: "Yeh lo nikaal dia….. "

"khuda daant ka dard kissi ko na de."

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants

and girls love to blow it up?????

A:1000- rupee currency note.

!Always think positive

I never forget my sincere friends

when i see some faults in them

i keep patient & just realize that....

“ab har koi meri terha perfecttou nahi ho sakta na”