The most romantic country

The most romantic country in the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
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?
har raat candle light dinner.

B +Ve

Jab professor tumhe

Class se baher nikal de

TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO

He might b afraid dat u know more than him...!

B +ve.;-) 

Smart Dad

What is business…?
Dad: i want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: no !

Dad: the girl is bill Gates‘ Daughter.

Son: then ok!

Dad Goes 2 bill gates…

Dad: i want your Daughter 2 merry my Son.

Bill gates. no

Dad my son is the CEO of world bank.

Bill gates: then ok !

Dad goes 2 the President of the world bank.

Dad: apoint my son as CEO of ur bank

President: no

Dad: he is the son-in-Law of bill gates.

President : then ok

“This is Business “

Santa & Banta

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :-(

What is 143?

What is 143 ??

I Love U..

No

I Hate U..

No

I Miss U..

No

I Wish U..

No

143 Means:

One Hundred & Forty Three..

Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top .

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner….
&
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,NO BRAIN found…!

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?Sure?Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

7 Angels came 2 Me &

asked 4 the most Inteligent,

Smart, Nice, Sweet,Noble and

Well Groomed Person.

So I gave Them Your Address......

Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Unko! :D

Difference between dava and daru

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then...I laugh again