Khudai

KHUDA APNI KHUDAAI HAR LAMHA DIKHATA HAI,

TUM MOHABBAT KARO IS LIYE DIL BANATA HAI,

MOHABBAT KI GEHRAAYO MEIN KAHAN TAK DUBE HO,

YE DEKHNE K LIYE JUDA KAR K AZMATA HAI.

Jaise har RASTA aik SAFAR Cahta hai,

Jaise har MUSAFIR ek HUMSAFAR Cahta hai,

Jaise chahati hai CHANDNI, CHAND ko,

koi hai jo AAP ko bhi iss kadar CHAHTA hai.

TERE LABON KO CHOO LOO

TERE LABON KO CHOO LOO WO SHAM AA JAYE,

TERE PYAR MEIN BEHNE KA PAIGHAM AA JAYE,

YEH ZINDAGI TO HAI TERI AMANAT,

BAS MERE NAAM K SATH TERA NAAM AA JAYE.

Kapde utaaro..

pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

Dr. & Girl

Girl: "Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo."

Girl: "Oh no blood?"

Girl: "Oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai."

Girl : "jaldi nikaalo na."

Dr.: "Yeh lo nikaal dia….. "

"khuda daant ka dard kissi ko na de."

Smart Dad

What is business…?
Dad: i want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: no !

Dad: the girl is bill Gates‘ Daughter.

Son: then ok!

Dad Goes 2 bill gates…

Dad: i want your Daughter 2 merry my Son.

Bill gates. no

Dad my son is the CEO of world bank.

Bill gates: then ok !

Dad goes 2 the President of the world bank.

Dad: apoint my son as CEO of ur bank

President: no

Dad: he is the son-in-Law of bill gates.

President : then ok

“This is Business “

Santa & Banta

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

:

:

:

Wrong Number.. :-(

Birthday

Its the Day Of Cakes & Candles,

Snow And Songs..

Celebrations & Decorations,

Laughter And Love..

IT’S UR BIRTH DAY !!

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”

UR importance..

There are 3 things which keep

importance in my life.

1; Pizza,,,

2; Dew,,,

3; You,,,

Pizza,
4
eat

Dew,
4
drink

&

U?

Aey hello!!
table kon saaf karega???

What is 143?

What is 143 ??

I Love U..

No

I Hate U..

No

I Miss U..

No

I Wish U..

No

143 Means:

One Hundred & Forty Three..

Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)